Dear
Bobby,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it first of May in your camping car and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about your passionate interest for mice.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Daran

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doooo eeeeet now that I've mentioned it